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Heavy Metal Broke My Heart.


new zealand’s finest



The notes on this shit. Some are like ‘that’s cute, that’s thoughtful’ etc., some say ‘am I the only one seeing the blood?’ And then, THEN, there’s people like ‘lol eww that’s so disgusting’. And most of them are women. No, sorry, I’ll rephrase, silly little girls.

Sorry, are periods unnatural to you? Is a perfectly normal bodily function so alien to you that you have to publically shame others for it? This picture is meant to be a statement.

Sorry if the subject of period blood is too fucking taboo for you, kiddos. Women bleed, get over it.

and if a guy ever makes you feel uncomfortable about it, feel free to throw him in the trash can. 


ask any teenager what type of music they listen to and 99 percent of the time they’ll say ‘anything but country’


Tells it as it is


John and Sherlock + their “you’re screwed” smile look

  • Me: *reading in bedroom*
  • Parents: We're going out to take care of some things.
  • Me: *reading*
  • Parents: And we're taking your siblings with us.
  • Me: *reading*
  • Parents: So you'll be alone for a bit.
  • Me: *reading*
  • Parents: Don't do anything crazy.
  • Me: *reading*
  • Parents: *leave with my siblings*
  • Me: *stops reading*
  • Me: *emerges from room*
  • Me: *tiptoes into living room*
  • Me: *sits on couch*
  • Me: *continues reading*


Sherlock and Board Games

  • British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
  • Me: Chill


Best plot twist


if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence


i couldn’t make this up even if i tried


"never odd or even" spelled backwards is "never odd or even"




r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky


Gomez and Morticia, Eternal Love.

Envious. ƈ  ͡ (ुŏ̥̥̥̥ ‸ ŏ̥̥̥̥) ु

I'm Zoe. My only friends are fictional characters. I'm a vegan and pansexual. I live in New Hampshire. I like cats more than people. I enjoy reading, coffee, tea, films, shows and British television. I think everything sounds better on vinyl. I post a lot of Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Twenty One Pilots, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Harry Potter and other random things. You should get to know me... especially if you like cats. R.I.P. Sirius, you forever have a spot in my heart.♥

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